Christmas Drinks.

Friday 12th December 2008

The alternative Christmas drinks event took place at the Chairman’s house and attracted a good attendance of 18 including a debut by the latest signing, Harry. Mind you he wasn’t very communicative since he slept through the whole experience.

The concept of the “Faith” meal worked quite well and we had a good selection of food to choose from. As might have been expected after asking that not everybody bring mince pies, there was not a mince pie in sight.

However there was plenty of drink which went down well with those not driving.

The Chairman decided since that there were lots of women in the club, and that women like chocolate, that his contribution would be a chocolate fountain. This took some time to get going but evetually reached its zenith with a perfectly formed fountain. This had to be recoded with the only picture of the night – see below.

Report – Anon

Pictures – Anon

We actually got the chocolate fountain performing perfectly. An achievement which just had to be recorded.

Reasonably Clean Reasons why women prefer chocolate to ∗∗∗

1. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
2. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
3. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
4. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind.
5. The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate.
6. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
7. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
8. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.
9. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
10. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
11. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it’s always good.
12. It’s easy to find 9 inches of chocolate.
13. A chocolate never snaps your bra or pinches your bum.
14. Chocolate can stay hard for a week, and satisfies even when it has gone soft.
15. Chocolate doesn’t make you preggers.
16. You won’t find out later that your chocolate is married.

Reasons why chocolate is better than women.

1. Chocolate never keeps you waiting.
2. Chocolate doesn’t get jealous when you look at another chocolate bar.
3. You never have to buy a box of chocolates for a box of chocolates.
4. Chocolate doesn’t talk incessantly while you’re watching the football.
5. It doesn’t expect you to remember the anniversary of the first time you met.
6. Chocolate isn’t looking for a long term commitment.
7. Chocolate can hang around in bars and still have a good reputation.